I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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