Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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