Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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