Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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