susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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