What a fucking waste of an outfit
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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