I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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