Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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