I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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