Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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