I'd wear matching sweaters with you
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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