Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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