I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Send help, water and tortillas.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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