we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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