Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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