Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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