As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
The adults are the big ones right?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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