So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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