i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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