we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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