Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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