He uses pillows to masturbate.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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