Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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