I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Come see our sink grown plant.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
