To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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