Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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