also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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