Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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