the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
