Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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