Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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