I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
im on a boat
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