Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
We left the knife in your bed.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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