Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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