will power is for people who don't want to get laid
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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