i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
