Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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