you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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