It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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