How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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