we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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