You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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