I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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