sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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