Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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