What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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