So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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