...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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