Don't you send me to vm
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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