so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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